doing too many of these things

So I did this type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search, so here is my friend ed and my responces, if you know Ed, the 13 year girl is a lot better

Ed is:

1. Ed is done in two distinct modes
2. Ed is rarely used interactively
3. Ed is actually a 13 year old girl
4. ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA
5. Ed is over, and I have to say it’s been a great experience

Ross is:

1. Ross is one of LA’s most sought after
2. Ross is located at 37°57'46" North, 122°33'29" West
3. Ross is a tragic tale of a young man who came from a farm life he loved
4. Ross is one of the easiest people
5. Ross is sprawled in a chair at a coffee shop near Stanford University, his long legs, clad in baggy Tommy Hilfiger jeans